Tiffany Pollard Mug
Tiffany Pollard aka New York is a reality show whore who's claim to fame came in the way of the fake VH1 reality show called "Flavor of Love". She is best known for getting spit on by Pumkin aka Brooke Thompson in season one of the FOL. Tiffany Pollard has been able to extend her 15 minutes of fame; not through talent, but rather by treating others like S**T. Her mother Michelle Rothschild-Patterson aka Sister Patterson is also rude and ugly. Sister Patterson "Claims" to be a Christian; even though she is judgmental and spiteful. Traits the Bible frowns upon. Her so-called Christian status was called into question on one of the seasons of her daughters also fake reality show "I Love New York". Where one of the males noticed Sister Patterson was over hyping her reactions to her religious experiences at a church they were all brought to. Throughout FOL and ILN, both Tiffany and Michelle have continued to show a level of ignorance and just plain rudeness to all they encounter. Tiffany called Frank Maresca aka The Entertainer on I Love New York season 2 a "Loser" because he still lived at home with his parents. Even though she has openly admitted to being a tool of her own mother. Also her status before FOL is unknown; so her calling someone else a loser for still living at home with his parents: may in fact be no more then just a chance to be rude. Seeing as she may have lived at home with her own mother before her little-known fame came about. The common thread between both Tiffany and Michelle is that they both seem to think they are worth more to the world then they really are. Seeing as neither one of them are a Doctors or Scientist; the world can do without 2 ugly, rude, pieces of street trash. It should also be pointed out that on Flavor of Love season 1, Sister Patterson showed up to the show with an average looking male to escort her. But by the time of FOL season 2 came about; she was seen with a more model-type looking male. Proving her so-called bad-ass attitude was more of a ploy to become famous and as a famous person, her tastes in men had become more geared towards younger and more attractive men. Both Tiffany and her mother Michelle have both shown traits of fronting a FAKE PERSONA in order to become and stay famous. As was seen in a reunion special for Flavor of Love; where the cast wanted to beat Tiffany ass. And when the security finally stepped in to protect Tiffany; she then became bold and started making threats. But she was relatively quite before security had stepped in. A "True" Bad-Ass wouldn't have bitched up so quickly. Leading to the FAKE PERSONA; Tiffany's Ebonics will disappear from time to time. Replaced with a very Proper English way of speaking. This comes from the fact that she was raised in (Utica, New York); As opposed to a poor ghetto. Which is something Tiffany never eludes to. Because she wants people to think she is Hard from being raised in some poor Crime-Ridden city in New York. Which is NOT THE CASE.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
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