Suzy
A Suzy is a rare and unique individual. Physically stunning in appearance, her outward beauty is immediately noticeable. She is taller than average, but then again, nothing about her is average. Lithe and graceful, with an infectious laugh and a smile that will cause the sensation of breaking in a mans chest, finally allowing one to understand what the movies are all talking about. Her personality envelopes you, rises to greet you, lifting you as you float in wave after wave of her. The laugh, her voice and the sense of fun and adventure and confidence she exudes is intoxicating. She has an aura of love and compassion about her. She is kind to a fault, to all animals. Even the humans. Forgiveness and faith are values and her integrity is inspiring. She often feels lost but she is loved and will be found as such. She is my favorite fucking niller of all time and she means the world to me. Shes an awesome person and everything will work out for her because God would not have brought her this far just to toss her on her head now. She is a straight gangsta with a carrot fetish. What's up doc? She will cheer you on and cheer you up. She is a best friend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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