Sperm
You were once sperm. I was once sperm. The person that made your sperm was once sperm. The person who made the sperm of the person who made your sperm was once sperm. Fuck it, we were all once sperm. Sperm is the little white substance known for its ovular "body" and thin, squiggly tail. You don't want to know where it comes from. Well screw you, you're gonna have to in order to get this stupid ass definition done and over with. *deep breath* It comes from your dad's dick to your mom's vagina so it can reach the egg while 69ing. So yes, we're all essentially just white piss from your dad, in a way. I know. I threw up in my mouth several times while I was writing this just as you did as you are reading it. Your sperm, once ejaculated into your mother, breaks out in a life or death race (in quite the most literal sense) against about 500 million other sperm to fertilize the egg. The "winner" of this race, also known as "The Golden Sperm", fertilizes the egg so your fetus can grow inside. Once the egg is reached by The Golden Sperm, it for some god-stupid-fucking damn-probably-messed-up-as-shit-yet-undiscovered reason shoots out tsunamis of Genocide Acid and kills all 500 million of your friends before they're even born. Yet you wonder why you have no friends today. But on the bright side of this, just remember you are one in 500 million.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
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