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A waste of time, a complete shit hole where teachers and stupid ass people like to give you cruel and unusual punishments. Once you step foot into grade 1 you have pretty much sold you soul to a juvenile prison camp for the next 14 years. From grade 1 through to 6 is fucking horrible, grade 7 to 9 is even more shit and 10-12 is pretty much revising everything you did in 1-9. Homework is a fucking disgrace on humanity and every essay, assignment or other piece of work should be torched with a can of deodorant and a lighter. The only fun subject is whatever language you do, simply because you can sit at the back of the class and watch as the teacher walks past and you can play whatever games you want. School is pretty much the epitome of the government sending you to "child hell" to study for tests and write stupid fucking shit that no one will care about, sometimes you may get the one of the most shit teachers that he will send you home with work every day or he will tell you to revise for a test that is the next fucking month. What a fucking cock. Another thing is that you cant seem to eat, drink, laugh, talk, fart, burp, swear or go to the toilet while your in class, it is the most randomised bullshit. Overall school is a mountain of shit that suck the life out of you and forces you to learn. Fuck it makes me feel as though my head is about to fucking overload.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.

Karl R. 2025-08-18
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Sent to a friend. He loved it!

Julie P. 2025-08-18
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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

Etan N. 2025-08-05
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Review by alex l.

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

alex l. 2025-08-03
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Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. 2025-05-07
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Cool

Shashank D. 2025-05-02
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So dope.

Donald W. 2025-04-06
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. 2025-03-31
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Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️

Britt L. 2025-03-17
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We really like our cup!!!

Gary M. 2025-03-14
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Review by Cary B.

Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.

Cary B. 2025-02-21
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straightforward order and delivery

Frederick T. 2025-01-13
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Review by Jessie W.

Loiks great

Jessie W. 2025-01-10
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Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU

Ben R. 2024-11-28
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G. 2024-10-31
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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

John K. 2024-10-20
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I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.

Theresa F. 2024-10-06
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Cute, simple, as advertised.

Eli S. 2024-09-28
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. 2024-09-23
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. 2024-09-18
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