Rittney Mug
She's adorable, clever, strong, and the toughest motherfucker around. if you ever cross paths with her you will not forget it, because her presence is that strong and alluring. she is tough, but she is kind and good hearted, and always does things for the right reason. If you ever meet one, you'll probably be in awe of her, because she's basically a goddess. emotionally, physically, and mentally she is really strong. if she's in a position to take care of you (or even if she's not) she will do a really great job. she might tease you a lot, but its all in love. she's a glorious queen and she knows it, but that doesn't mean she's arrogant or anything because she's not in the slightest, just confident. she might not realize how beautiful, sexy, and perfect she is though, because although she's very confident in her decisions and personality, she might be a bit insecure about her looks, but thats for no good reason because she's gorgeous. she basically looks like a model. she's very good in bed too, because like all her decisions she always knows exactly what to do. she will love you for who you are because she always sees the good in people and falls in love quickly and easily because of that but she's extremely loyal and loving and will be like a caring mother to you, but also at the same time super fun loving and easygoing, because while she's very mature part of her is still a child at heart. She's perfect.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend