Psycho
1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from. 2. A person that will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems. 3. Someone who will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for. 4. A person who has problems and is not perfect. 5. A person who didn't take their Adderall. 6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower. 7. Dexter and the American Psycho. 8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. 9. A worthless sad sack who lost their job since COVID-19. 10. All of the above, and add in anyone you don't like. They're all the same.
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