Phoenix, NY
No, not Phoenix Arizona. A small town in New York State that is full of potheads. School consists of the kids in Honors courses getting all the inside information on what's going on along with anything ever need, while the rest of the kids don't matter. Don't you think I'm making this up either, I'm in these classes with a bunch of people who don't know anything outside of the books. You either have to be a genius or a jock to get noticed here. If you don't wear Nike socks and be loud and obnoxious, you're irrelevant. Unless you're a druggie, then those kids find you badass. Also, our only good sports are Wrestling, Cheerleading and SOMETIMES Track. Other then that, we suck dick. Also a majority of the kids here think they're country. On Social Media their bios consist of things such as "fishin'" "huntin'" and "livin' country style," but really they're just wannabe hillbillies. Most schools around us hate us, for various reasons. This is completely understandable, seeing as students here have no social graces whatsoever. A lot of these students are also seen as the perfect children to teachers, but outside of class they're dicks to everyone. Oh? You're getting bullied? We don't believe you because the person who is bullying you is at the top of the class, and we can't ruin their reputation. Basically, the town is just a bunch of white ass bitches who all act exactly the same.
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Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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