ORPHAN TEARS
We popped the top, we know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap, and what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo, Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!" I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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I just love mugs
High quality finish
This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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