ORPHAN TEARS
We popped the top, we know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap, and what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo, Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!" I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
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