Oludare Mug
Oludare is an amazing man, someone who lights up a room with a gleaming smile and fills hearts with joy with his powerful laughter. Usually have hypnotic brown eyes, the lightest yet deepest color of brown one has ever gazed upon. Once you have an Oludare in your life, you’ll never be the same without him. He always seems to have a natural ability to always say the right thing, and is never afraid to show his heart is always on his sleeve. Loves quality time, words of affirmation, and physical affection so make sure to shower him with it too. Surprises also have amazing effects and will always make him smile. He also cries more than usual, but it’s not always due to sadness. Oludares are just much more expressive than normal people, so don’t be overwhelmed by the flurry of emotions. They’re extremely passionate when it comes to their relationship but they have a tendency to worry if they’re doing everything right. So reassure him too, don’t forget. He’s a blessing in disguise, someone who will be there for friends and lover alike on whims like the wind. They might also call themselves something other than their name, like…OJ or something. He’s beautiful inside and out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!