Nester Mug
A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man. This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want). A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down. This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family. With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life. All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness. The only way to battle a nester is by: A. Completely cutting her/him off B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves) Have a nester-free life! Written by DM
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend