Mushsauce Mug
A romantic process through which a male buys his tall, blond and absolutely gorgeous girlfriend an expensive plane ticket to an illustrious location and blows the rest of his savings on an engagement ring. He then offers to drive her to the airport on the day that her flight is set to depart. Upon dropping her off to the airport and waiting for her to get through security and check her bags, he hijacks that airport vehicle that has a movable staircase. He speeds down the runway after her departing plane. Once caught up, he brings the staircase to the window level of the plane and finds where the love of his life is comfortably seated. The moment she notices this act of courage, she fixes her hair and screams to the pilot to abort takeoff. Upon the unlatching of the door, she bursts down the staircase and runs down the red carpet he has ever so elegantly placed for her, as to not allow her precious feet to touch the tainted ground. Once in his arms, he delivers a kiss of epic proportions, gets on one knee and asks for her hand in marriage. She begins to sob, and with the sound of the violins in the background, delivers a YES. The match made in heaven go on to have 2.3 kids, in a 3,000 square foot house with 4.6 garages and 1.4 cars. And yes, they need that many garages.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!