Murphysboro
Warning: Currently haunted by the famed Big Muddy Monster. Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster. ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!! 1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere. 2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies. 3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently. 4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P. 5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns. 6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off. 7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off. 8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage. 9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique. 10)McDonalds is discuting. 11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not. 12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome. 13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper. 14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!! 15)Football team always loses. 16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's. 17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection. 18)Smells like souage. 19)Boring. 20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got it quick and husband loves it
I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽
i love this mug it made me so happy
Why soooo accurateee😩
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Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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