Murphysboro
Warning: Currently haunted by the famed Big Muddy Monster. Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster. ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!! 1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere. 2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies. 3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently. 4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P. 5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns. 6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off. 7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off. 8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage. 9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique. 10)McDonalds is discuting. 11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not. 12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome. 13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper. 14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!! 15)Football team always loses. 16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's. 17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection. 18)Smells like souage. 19)Boring. 20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
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