Moses Beacon Mug
Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun
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Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!