monona Mug
A small, rich, very beautiful, but generally close-minded suburbian community in Wisconsin, not unlike the suburb that Edward stays in in the film Edward Scissorhands. A stereotypical vision of an average American community. Monona is a suburb of Madison, but the similarities are few. Everything is so close that you can walk anywhere, but Monona kids are so spoiled that their parents drive them everywhere. If Monona was large enough to have public transportation, they wouldn't ride in it because it would be too dirty and scary for them. The majority of Monona's youth are extremely sheltered, spoiled, and ridiculously ungrateful. The groups of kids that call themselves "gangs" in Monona hang out after school at the public library, because that's just how hardcore they are in Monona. Anyone with strange clothes in the community will be called a "poser", "bitch", etc. by the residents, and is subject to nonstop taunting and harassment. The majority of the girls are slutty, stereotypical back-stabbing preppies, and the majority of the boys are slutty, perverse, stereotypical jock/preppies. Most of the "subcultural" kids shop at Hottopic and listen to mainstream radio, out of unintentional ignorance. Ponds and lakes around Monona have killed dogs with their filth. It is the part of this suburb that really represents what sort of people live there.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!