middle school
middle school, fer us at least, is you are either popular and have your head so far up your ass that you can taste your stomach acid, or your poppin pills behind the book shelves in the library, and lighting up a cig around the corner when the teaches who have no fuckin clue what theyre doing finally let you outside. every girl is constantly sayin how "in love" she is with her bf of one day, except for a few who actually have two cents worth of knowledge and are capable of developing a real relationship. after school, the slackers from middle school drive illegally to some kids house whos maa or paa dont give a fuck and meet up with the slackers from highschool, and get fucked up till ten at night on anything they can find, and the popular kids go to the mall and buy matching outfits and then go home and dress up in the most clashing shit and take pictures cuz thats theyre idea of "extreeeeeeme" if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass. if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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