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Masturbating is the act of self sexual satisfaction. Hands are useful yet sex toys can help. 99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life. The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us. While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all. Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it. Back at the self satisfaction experiences. Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love. If your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz. Speaking to any group of teenage guys say. I was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand. Then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it. The reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. At age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. The brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age. Masturbating supports industry. If not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and sex shops would be doing it hard. And then there is the WWW. Sex or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. That hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.

Karl W.Feb 20
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!

Joseph S.Feb 20
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Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

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Review by dave  p.

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)

dave p.Feb 19

Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.

Karen M.Feb 19
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Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

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Review by Grant S.

It holds liquid, very good

Grant S.Feb 18
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I use it to catch my cum

Fuck U.Feb 18

the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break

butt m.Feb 18

Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.

John B.Feb 18

Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!

Karin L.Feb 16
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I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.

12314 1.Feb 15

Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)

Cassiel M.Feb 15
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love it

celine d.Feb 14
Review by poop f.

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!

poop f.Feb 14

The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!

NikolaiFeb 13

Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax

jaxFeb 13

It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

Sanjay P.Feb 12
Review by Manley P.

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!

Manley P.Feb 12
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Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price

Steve C.Feb 12
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