Maria Mug
Maria is an unique creature, with the prettiest smile you could ever meet. The brown eyes with the wavy hair are the canvas of her face, that emanates beauty and confidence. She may be shy, and insecure inside, but will be confident and strong on the outside. Has a volatile temper, although she always tries to keep her cool. She's kind, sweet, loyal and a great listener, advicer, student, professor, but bitch, don't mess up with her!!!! That woman can be as dangerous as a starve tiger. It is so easy to fall in love with, she might be scared of seeing anyone with romantic eyes, but if you give your heart and purest friendship to her, perhaps you have one chance. Don't give up on Maria, maybe she isn't the easiest person, with the easiest history, but once you know her, you are able to learn so much with her!! Once you know her, you will never be sorry (at least, not if do not screw-up with her). One of the best feelings you can feel, is when you have the privilege of having her loyalty and know her most sensitive side, only one her multiples pieces that adds to the complex puzzle Maria is. And for the last, but not less important, Maria is incredibly sensible and talented, you get mesmerized by her abilities, craving for new things and knowledge. She may be tough sometimes, but she is a great friend, probably the best you could ever have, so, don't give up, be patient and loveable. You won't be sorry.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend