Madeleine Mug
A girl with dark brown hair and beautiful eyes. A Madeleine is usually highly intelligent, but with a hint of stupid. Don't be fooled by her nerd brain and total geekiness, she still knows a thing or two about looking cute. Madeleines are cultured and well rounded individuals. They have many talents such as crocheting and knitting. She is almost always an orchestra kid, usually picking the violin, but the cool ones pick the viola. Madeleines will love you forever if you cook or bake for them, it is one of their primary ways of attraction. Many men will attempt to claim her, but will fall short of matching her witty personality and indescribable vibe once you get to know her. An example of this is a Madeleine's occasional cheesy remark in general conversation. Additionally, some will find how she can flip from being completely outspoken at one time, to being extremely shy at other times. A Madeleine may not appear very social from far away, but get up close and personal with her and you will uncover all of her countless quirks. If somehow you are able to match with her, consider yourself extremely lucky. She enjoys nice things, but is totally fine with taking the second choice as long as she knows you care about her. Cherish a Madeleine you know well, they are a rare gem in a sea of people.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend