Lisa
Do you happen to know someone named Lisa? Congratulations you made contact with one of the most extraordinary creatures having set their feet on earth. Dont stare at her, you might die. She's breathtakingly beautiful. Of course she's already married and what not. Her magnificent eyes can keep you from doing anything. You're automatically hypnotised by the glance of her beauty. By then you've probably already taken a look at her lips. They're deadly, no joke. Her smile can destroy buildings. If you have gotten the honour to hear her talk, you'd know that you would do anything for her. You know you'd drown yourself if she told you to. Her goodness beautiful hair. She can pull of any hairstyle; in a claw clip, in a low pony tail, or simply just placing them on her right side of her shoulder. And the way she dresses! Jesus; her Outfits are so pretty. You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
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