Lisa
Do you happen to know someone named Lisa? Congratulations you made contact with one of the most extraordinary creatures having set their feet on earth. Dont stare at her, you might die. She's breathtakingly beautiful. Of course she's already married and what not. Her magnificent eyes can keep you from doing anything. You're automatically hypnotised by the glance of her beauty. By then you've probably already taken a look at her lips. They're deadly, no joke. Her smile can destroy buildings. If you have gotten the honour to hear her talk, you'd know that you would do anything for her. You know you'd drown yourself if she told you to. Her goodness beautiful hair. She can pull of any hairstyle; in a claw clip, in a low pony tail, or simply just placing them on her right side of her shoulder. And the way she dresses! Jesus; her Outfits are so pretty. You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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