Lisa
Do you happen to know someone named Lisa? Congratulations you made contact with one of the most extraordinary creatures having set their feet on earth. Dont stare at her, you might die. She's breathtakingly beautiful. Of course she's already married and what not. Her magnificent eyes can keep you from doing anything. You're automatically hypnotised by the glance of her beauty. By then you've probably already taken a look at her lips. They're deadly, no joke. Her smile can destroy buildings. If you have gotten the honour to hear her talk, you'd know that you would do anything for her. You know you'd drown yourself if she told you to. Her goodness beautiful hair. She can pull of any hairstyle; in a claw clip, in a low pony tail, or simply just placing them on her right side of her shoulder. And the way she dresses! Jesus; her Outfits are so pretty. You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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