Lena Mug
A stunningly beautiful, intelligent, yet violent girl. Is naturally unique by every definition of the word- she sets her own trends and isn't afraid to be different. Can be quite eccentric, spontaneous, and impulsive. Likes tattoos. A leader. Generally other females are jealous of her due to the large amount of male attention she receives. She's a tomboy, preferring mudfights to slumber parties. She tends to live inside of her head a lot of the time. Sometimes lacking in emotion- commonly considered to be cold. Can be very manipulative; has many trust issues and defense mechanisms. She doesn't really open up to anyone. She rarely (if ever) likes anyone and almost never dates, despite numerous attempts by many different men at winning her over. Not usually social, she desires very few close friends to many acquaintances. However, don't be fooled. Though she truly cares for almost no one, the few who work hard enough to make it into her heart have gained an amazing life long friend. She is very loyal and will fight to the death for those she loves. It typically takes a lot to make her mad, but watch out. Once she's pissed, she's truly enraged. She will slash your tires and punch you in the face without thinking twice. Do not cross her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend