kiana Mug
kiana is THE most beautiful girl u will ever meet(notice how i DIDNT say "ONE of the most beautiful girlS"?)she is the definition of perfection. shes beautiful inside & out. shes cute pretty beautiful sexc but at the same time hot fine sexc & breathtaking. she will bring u sm joy &happiness in ur life. she has the ability 2 make u so soft you'll say uwu but at the same time so horny u just want to fuck her there on the spot. she gives u butterflies in ur stomache &😺 everytime u talk to her. you'll fall in love w her in seconds & want 2 spend the rest of ur life w her. she's flawless.everything about her is perfect. she loves fuzzy socks,hot pockets & animal crossing. she'll drive u CRAZY, you'll think about her every second of the day. if u ever get to have kiana in ur life u must've been fucking god ur past life. oh & shes gay hehe. shes the best gf in the world. you'll want 2 spend the rest of ur life w her. u dont ever want to lose her. she's a bottom too. shes baby. she'll make u gay panic 24/7. no other girl boy or bunny can compare w her. shes WIFE MATERIAL. she has the prettiest smile laugh& eyes in the world. she'll make you feel things you'll never felt before. shes so unique. she's one of a kind you'll never meet anyone leik her. you'll find yourself asking yourself often "is kiana even real" bc its fucking impossible for someone to be this amazing. kiana is THE BEST THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO U. she will make u the happiest girl in the world. shes just PERFECT.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend