Ketamine Mug
Firstly ketamine is not a horse tranquiliser, it is a SEDATIVE that has been used in large animals in the past, but is mainly used in hospitals on human patients with no past medical history. Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected. Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted. Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave. Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance. When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder. This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted. When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense. This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k. Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds. You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole. A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window. A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.