Julia Mug
A short Caucasian blondie who appears to be innocent on the outside with her charm and pleasantries, but is really a ravenous wolf with a demented demeanor. She will entice you with words of affirmation, flirting and mannerism that would say otherwise. She is always surrounded by a friend circle that too are unaware of her antics. Even if they were to discover such an antic, they will be victims in the long-run. Whenever she is alone is when she'll make the strike and follow through with sociopath methods that constrict her victim's way of getting help. Whether it be through blackmail, dehumanization or blatant methodical lies, she will get what she desires. And that is only the beginning of your troubles. She will get a mass of other individuals involved in an inside joke just for fun, unaware that its a daily, constant reminder that you are under her thumb while playing by her own ruled. Even so, there is surprisingly a girl under all that grime. Sadly, if you were to escape from her grip, no one would believe you. People will doubt and accuse you for lying because of the perfect girl facade they trust in. No one will ever know the truth's behind the molestation, blackmail, dehumanization, etc. The only thing you can do now, is pray.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!