Jose Mug
Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend