Jock
A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere. 1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap. 2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted. 3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course). 4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes. 5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight. 6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about. 7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place. 8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention. 9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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