Jariel Mug
The name 'Jariel' is used as a placeholder name for a sex offender whose true identity may need to be withheld in a legal action, case or discussion. It is generally an identifier for individuals who practice grooming and romantically entangling impressionable individuals on the internet, in most common scenarios by using ancient mediterranean courting techniques. Such techniques may involve braiding of armpit hair into dreadlocks and flourishing them in a mating ritual, immersing oneself in an olympic pool-sized vat of olive oil and balsamic vinegar and sensually emerging from it like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. They are also known to dress as characters from popular space fantasy franchises in order to infiltrate comic conventions in order to lure unsuspecting victims, whilst secretly possessing envenomed mozzarella sticks to drug them with. Please be known, if you do come in contact with such individuals, the best course of action is to contact Interpol and not engage the suspect until help has arrived, usually in the form of a water hose to wash down the sex-goblin or drugging it with a marijuana dart, which generally results in the Jariel's temporary motor disability. Be warned. The threat is real. This maybe a definition, but it is also a cautionary note.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.