Jacob Mug
1) A person who is amazing. He’s fucking awesome in every God damn way. If you met Jacob and didn’t become friends with him, your loss. He’s also really cute. There’s not a single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no bad angles. He’s really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. He’s chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but that’s bc he’s got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks he’s too good for them. Sometimes that’s true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But you’re not. Jacob knows you’re not. He’s really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If he’s thinking it, he’ll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. He’s good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck he’s thinking. If he’s mad at you, you’ll never know, but he will make it so fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think he’s single bc he’s too good. But he’s single bc he A) does not know how to have a girlfriend B) does not realize when a girl likes him C) friendszones himself. 2) Another word for perfect. See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right