Griffin Collins Mug
Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
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Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!