FLOSSMASTER 5000
My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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