FLOSSMASTER 5000
My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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