Fair Haven Mug
A rather rich, suburb, near the Jersey Shore, consists of many surfer brahs, skaters, assholes, parents who want there kids to have a "good education" and cool dudes. Fair Haven is a small town with a lot of chill people. There is a minor goth crowd that can cover up the warm atmosphere, but they are rarely acknowledged and don't contribute to the town in any way shape or form. In Fair Haven you may often find a group of kids walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka, looking for a place to chill. You will often find a rather large group crowded around the Krauwsers parking lot on any given weekend night. You will realize your in Fair Haven when you meet the cops there, who dont let you go 5 mph above the speed limit and who often take young kids bikes away for not wearing a helmet, simply because they have nothing better to do. in Fair Haven you will rarely come across a mexican unless they are hired to clean someone's house. On the other hand there is a rather small black population, who brings a little "ghettoness" to the small town. Another popular place in Fair Haven is Umbertos aka "scum" due to its dirty atmosphere, where you will be sure to meet Silvio, he's pretty chill. But the real heart of Fair Haven is brought out by the people who live there. They love to party and have a good time.
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Customer Reviews
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.