ex girlfriend
This is the woman you always put the time to. This is the woman whose problems you always listened to. This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year. This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything. This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was. This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you. This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life. This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship. This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you. This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit. This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said. This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time. This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly. This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone. This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot. Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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