Erotica
Sexually arousing literature An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, Iâm going to mouth your cock with everything Iâve gotâlicking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so youâre all lubed up. But I not going to mount youânot yet. Iâm going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussyâs getting. And when you moan in gratitude, Iâm going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know Iâm having the time of my life blowing you. Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistenedâby my standards, not yoursâIâm going to climb on top of it. âI need you inside me! Now!â Iâm going to say as you penetrate me, finally. But Iâm not going to let you hold the reins. Iâm going to grab my own tits and bounce up and downâslowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. Iâm going to scream, âFuck me! Like that!â louder and louder. Again and again. Then Iâm going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. Youâll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, youâll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
Iâm right handed and wouldâve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Canât wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldnât resist.
Itâs a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didnât work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
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I like the mug, itâs good quality, unfortunately the customization wasnât correct. I got the âjuffâ mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. Iâll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't đ)
Great mug, she loved it
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
i like mug that say words
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