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Sexually arousing literature An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, I’m going to mouth your cock with everything I’ve got—licking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so you’re all lubed up. But I not going to mount you—not yet. I’m going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussy’s getting. And when you moan in gratitude, I’m going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know I’m having the time of my life blowing you. Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistened—by my standards, not yours—I’m going to climb on top of it. “I need you inside me! Now!” I’m going to say as you penetrate me, finally. But I’m not going to let you hold the reins. I’m going to grab my own tits and bounce up and down—slowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. I’m going to scream, “Fuck me! Like that!” louder and louder. Again and again. Then I’m going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. You’ll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, you’ll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.

Manny Heffley Dec 13

Looks great and quick delivery

Brian C. Dec 13
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very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

Aisy M. Dec 13
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I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T

Anthony S. Dec 13
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The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

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Review by Chris C.

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!

Chris C. Dec 12
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This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"

Sadhunathan N. Dec 12
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Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.

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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

Mia K. Dec 12
Review by Sarah H.

It DIDNT break :D

Sarah H. Dec 12
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so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.

Charles B. Dec 11
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This is made by my friend i love it

David Dec 10

Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎

Crater H. Dec 10

It was the best thing I could have asked for

joie k. Dec 10
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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

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Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!

Arturo I. Dec 9
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.

Sugar T. Dec 9

As always, a great gift.

Etan N. Dec 9
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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

Customer Dec 6
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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

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