Erotica
Sexually arousing literature An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, Iâm going to mouth your cock with everything Iâve gotâlicking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so youâre all lubed up. But I not going to mount youânot yet. Iâm going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussyâs getting. And when you moan in gratitude, Iâm going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know Iâm having the time of my life blowing you. Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistenedâby my standards, not yoursâIâm going to climb on top of it. âI need you inside me! Now!â Iâm going to say as you penetrate me, finally. But Iâm not going to let you hold the reins. Iâm going to grab my own tits and bounce up and downâslowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. Iâm going to scream, âFuck me! Like that!â louder and louder. Again and again. Then Iâm going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. Youâll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, youâll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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