Elijah
Elijah is the type of guy you would want to be your friend, he is hot yet he doesn't think so if only he would work out he would see. Lots of girls like him but but he's always got this one girl on his mind and is forever loyal to her. He's rather quiet but once you get to know him he can be rather talkative sometimes in an annoying kind of way. This man likes to draw. he absolutely adores going on bike rides and secretly complaines that bike rides feel lonely and he wants someone to ride with him but he never asks anyone. If you're ever feeling down go find Elijah he will find some way to help you crack a smile and feel more like it's worth it to live. He is Christian and he stands up for what he believes in, no matter how much you might push your beliefs on him. He has the best taste in music though no nobody knows cuz he rarely shares. He loves video games but he also loves the outdoors so if you're hanging out with him and you want to play video games all day he probably won't take too lightly to that, ask him if he wants to go outside at some point. If you want to make him happy pocket knives and food are two things he will never forget. He tends to try and being an encouraging fellow but sometimes he might not pounce on a depressed person cuz of his shyness. But if you walk up to him he will not run away. If you know of an Elijah like this hold on tight to him, cuz he will be your best friend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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