Ebony
Ebony is beautiful and sexy in the classiest ways. The epitome of a lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. This lady is very trustworthy, loyal, and loves romance. She will willingly put you first and do her best to improve your life in every way. If you allow her, she will show you your best self. Her skin tone is buttery brown and she's thicker than a snicker. If you're looking for a wife, she is the perfect wife for you and a great mother due to her patience and nurturing. Peaceful is an understatement but try not to get on her bad side because there's no coming back once she loses trust for you. Treat her how you wish to be treated, shower her with love and she will cherish you for the rest of her life. She is very creative and has many talents but her biggest interest aside from love is keeping herself up. Don't expect her to get out of the house much because she is naturally a homebody which means no desire to go out and spend money unnecessarily. You don't have to worry about her ever disrespecting you because respect is huge to her. She is loved everywhere she goes although she seems standoffish at first. If you come across an Ebony that chooses YOU, you're one of the lucky ones, make sure you hold onto her. Consistency is key.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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