Douglas
Douglas Most amazing guy you'll probably ever meet. Beautiful smile and a laugh that cant help but make you happy. Tall and strong with one of the sexiest dad bods you'll ever lay eyes on. Not only does he have such strong looking arms and shoulders but an amazing round ass. Goes to the gym to be fit and healthy. Hes really funny and sweet and seems somewhat innocent when you first meet him but after youve been dating him for a bit he just gets better. Funnier than you thought he was to begin with and a lot of dark humour. Sweet without trying to be. Easily emotionally hurt at times but doesn't show it often and it will crush your heart when you see him upset. Hes very protective and will do everything he can to make you feel happy and safe. Even though he tends to your every need he's not afraid to show that he likes to be taken care of too. He'll ask for his tummy to be rubbed when he doesnt feel well, or to be little spooneven though he's 10x larger than you, or he'll ask for you to play with his hair and sing till he falls asleep. He really is an amazing man. Very sexually involved in relationships. Thinks youre always sexy and is DTF anytime and anywhere. He will do ANYTHING to make you moan and loves it when you do. Absolute freak in bed. He will make you feel better than any man before or after him. DO NOT let him be the one that got away. Hes worth every little bit of time and effort.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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