Douglas Tee
Douglas Most amazing guy you'll probably ever meet. Beautiful smile and a laugh that cant help but make you happy. Tall and strong with one of the sexiest dad bods you'll ever lay eyes on. Not only does he have such strong looking arms and shoulders but an amazing round ass. Goes to the gym to be fit and healthy. Hes really funny and sweet and seems somewhat innocent when you first meet him but after youve been dating him for a bit he just gets better. Funnier than you thought he was to begin with and a lot of dark humour. Sweet without trying to be. Easily emotionally hurt at times but doesn't show it often and it will crush your heart when you see him upset. Hes very protective and will do everything he can to make you feel happy and safe. Even though he tends to your every need he's not afraid to show that he likes to be taken care of too. He'll ask for his tummy to be rubbed when he doesnt feel well, or to be little spooneven though he's 10x larger than you, or he'll ask for you to play with his hair and sing till he falls asleep. He really is an amazing man. Very sexually involved in relationships. Thinks youre always sexy and is DTF anytime and anywhere. He will do ANYTHING to make you moan and loves it when you do. Absolute freak in bed. He will make you feel better than any man before or after him. DO NOT let him be the one that got away. Hes worth every little bit of time and effort.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!