Dave Parky
Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people. Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston. Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck. Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime! Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates. Don't trust these men as you'd find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
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