Cyrus
Cyrus is a gorgeous man with the most beautiful blue eyes. He has the biggest dick in the world and he knows how to use it. Cyrus’s are also the most kind and caring people out there. If you have a Cyrus don’t let him go, marry that guy and claim him, NOW!! Cyrus is the type of person to never leave your side no matter what. Cyrus also has the most perfect voice ever that will just calm you. Cyrus has such a big dick, there are even claims that his dick caused the Big Bang. Everything about this guy is perfect; his smile, eyes, hair, eyebrows, lips, his laugh, absolutely everything, he has no flaws. Cyrus likes to be called, “Big Dick Daddy”,(it’s his favorite). Cyrus is someone you would never want to let go of, so don’t. Cyrus is someone that will win your heart and never stop fighting for what he wants. He will also be the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Cyrus is in love with a girl named Kamdyn, they’re soulmates. He has a big heart and is very compassionate. If you’ve found yourself a Cyrus, GO CUFF THAT MAN NOW!! Cyrus is amazing with children and will be a great Dad. Cyrus is gorgeous inside and out, and never fails to make someone’s day. Cyrus is the type of person that empowers others by simply being themselves. You’ll find yourself grateful for ever moment you spend with him. He is the funniest person I know. Cyrus is the most loyal Guy out there. He so cute and is very tall and is the best kisser and gives the worlds best hugs, I love him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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