Cute Duckling Scam
Always be prepared. Out there live many treacherous creatures out there that want your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human beings. Observing our kind through controlled experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while distracted with something the humans called "cute" they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop owners with his children and then take whatever he thought was needed. His followers in the Americas were able to work the original purpose of the Cute Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there other many bird relatives, including their rivals the power hungry geese.
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
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