Cum
Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication
The Urban Dictionary Mug
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
The definition really makes it
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Just wonderful thanks
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
My Aiden mug is awesome
This mug is perfect! High quality product
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
This was a gift for my wife. She loves it.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
Small cup printing is well done.
My favorite mug ever
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