Cum
Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Perfect!!
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
Great product
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
He loved the mug!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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