Cohl
⚠️ Warning Label: COHL ⚠️ Proceed with caution. Side effects may include: • Falling too fast • Biting your lip when he talks • Cancelling other plans for a man who doesn’t even ask twice • Saying “this isn’t even like me” while doing things exactly like you for him Cohl is known to: • Make you feel safe, then make you scream • Give you genuine affection, then leave you thinking about it for days • Ruin your sleep, your playlist, and possibly your next relationship Not recommended for: • Overthinkers • Women who say “I don’t catch feelings” • Anyone trying to move on peacefully Warning: He’s respectful, but freaky. Sweet, but strategic. And once you taste his energy — it’s wraps Rare combo: real heart, real hands, real heat. He’s the type that listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and still knows how to flip you over and make you forget your name. Genuine with his words, grown with his actions, and confident without ever doing too much. Big dick energy — not just in size, but in how he carries himself. He makes women feel safe, seen, and slutty… all in the same night. He’s never thirsty, just chosen. Example: "He ain’t like the rest. Cohl got me soft for him and sore from him."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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