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Cassie is the COOLEST chick you will ever meet. She is the sexual dinosaur that revs all men's engines. REAL DEFINITION: she is the sweetest girl you have ever met, and she aint no whore but she falls easily to pure pressure, and gives in easily to most people. If your one of those dicks that would use her, YOU CAN GO SHIT YOUR PANTS YOU MOOSEFUCKING CHILD MOLESTING BASTARD THAT EATS CHALK. She is down to earth and caring. She is known around the school, not for popularity, but that sweet personality that is loveable and generous. She would give her lunch to someone who had none. She has long straight beautiful brown hair, brown/hazel eyes, and developed cheek bones that give her a beautiful smile. She grew up with brothers so her hobbies arent giggling and shopping, theyre fun outdoor stuff like archery, fishing,camping,and target practice. She also loves Call of duty 3(while eating poptarts) Beware though she has been walked on and used before( SAUL YOU STUPID DICK)... and lets just say her brothers didnt let it end up well with this guy., so dont screw with this chick, it probably means your untimely death. She is a beautiful girl with a sweet spirit a loving heart, a couple freckles and the biggest breasts ever seen. shes got a cute figure and is short for her age. shes the kind of person you can tell anything to and the beans wont spill . So Confide in any cassie you meet cause there trustworthy, fun, spontaneous and doesnt need to be your girlfriend for you to love her

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.

gay m. Oct 16

this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.

ginia g. Oct 15

아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.

Kim Jong Un Dec 1

i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening

gay el Nov 20

really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.

dominique Nov 17

My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?

beth starboard Nov 15

Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.

Karen Peltier Nov 9

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one

numpty muffin Sep 12

Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day

#2 Sep 1

ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.

John Cockens Aug 29

Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!

Ben Dover Aug 27

Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.

Prof D Aug 24

Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny

Alien#0254 Aug 12

amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L" May 31

very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea

tommy May 19

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

m_gs Mar 6

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